Things aren't always as they seem.

Jul 25
iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM


WHAT TEAM?!

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

WHAT TEAM?!

Jul 25
averypottermormon:

too-cool-for-facebook:

superwholockalypse:

merlinweasley:

How tall are you?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Sam Winchester could take Voldemort’s lunch money

Sam Winchester could take
everyone’s lunch money


IMAGINE IF SAMMY AND CLARA DATED, THEIR HEIGHT.

averypottermormon:

too-cool-for-facebook:

superwholockalypse:

merlinweasley:

How tall are you?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Sam Winchester could take Voldemort’s lunch money

Sam Winchester could take
everyone’s lunch money

IMAGINE IF SAMMY AND CLARA DATED, THEIR HEIGHT.

Jul 25

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

Jul 24

ATTENTION! STOP SCROLLING PLEASE!!!

bard-of-dild0s:

I’m trying to prove a point to someone that using the pronouns of someone’s designated sex and not the ones that they prefer until they get a sex change (or whatever) is offensive and if said people find it offensive they are not just being ‘touchy’ or ‘overreacting’

reblog and like this post if you think the above is true. 

here is the post for if you do think that they are being touchy

thank you!!

Jul 24

If any of my trans* brothers or sisters need help, I’m here for advice and any resources I can give. Please, someone is always here for you and there is always hope. Don’t give up.

svenporter:

I love you all.

Jul 24

alexthecyclops:

Please commission me <3 I do a lot of different styles as you can see but I’ll do drawings from £1 ($1.71?) depending on whether it’s realistic and whether it’s a painting etc. Like if I did it in the style of the Will Graham painting It’d probably be £3?? but the Anna drawing at the top is pretty small and quick so I’d do two drawings for £1. I’m sorry if all this sounds confusing but it basically all depends. Please help me out<3

I’m in need of money for a binder that won’t destroy my ribs QAQ So much pain…and I’m also saving up for consultations at the gender clinic in London. My parents don’t exactly support me but they also said they won’t stop me as long as I pay for it and holy cow it’s a lot of money. Anything is appreciated. I would get a job but my anxiety is so bad but I’m hoping to get help for that soon.

Sorry for all the tags omg ;-;

Jul 24

strife-less:

BINDER GIVEAWAY

I have two binders I don’t use anymore. I believe they’re both underworks and both medium. (I’ll measure them and update this post when I do.)

I’ll ship anywhere in the US and possibly other countries. If you’re interested, please reblog this post and inbox me your name, location, and why you want it.

Please do not reblog/contact me about these binders if you are a cosplayer. I want to help out 2 trans*/trans/non-binary/genderqueer/ect., people who have no way of getting their own binders.

Jul 22
rodeoh:

100% Limited Edition RodeoH Knickers (2 for 30$! Only 500 Produced *that’s it! = 100% Underwear) By Request From Sara &amp; Emily = WE HEAR YOU &lt;3. Keep those requests coming. It may take awhile but we try to rock out as many as we possibly can, always. &lt;3 RodeoH 
(REBLOG TO BE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED TO WIN A FREE PAIR!)

rodeoh:

100% Limited Edition RodeoH Knickers (2 for 30$! Only 500 Produced *that’s it! = 100% Underwear) By Request From Sara & Emily = WE HEAR YOU <3. Keep those requests coming. It may take awhile but we try to rock out as many as we possibly can, always. <3 RodeoH 

(REBLOG TO BE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED TO WIN A FREE PAIR!)

Jul 22

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

Jul 22
iamtonysexual:

horus-zahak:

biggggblack:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS


rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.


i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

This post is my life force

note to self: make an audio post of this

iamtonysexual:

horus-zahak:

biggggblack:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

image

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

image

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

image

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

image

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

This post is my life force

note to self: make an audio post of this

Jul 22

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

Jul 22
Jul 22